A brief introduction into the mind of the modern cynic. Yep. That's basically all this site is about. It's funny, you know. I often tell myself how open-minded I am, and how the world would be so much more comfortable if people were more open-minded (like me) when I realise that when it comes right down to it, I'm really not open-minded at all. I just think that I know better than other people because I am smart, which more or less, is basically true. I'm not neccessarily smart on an absolute scale, when measured against brilliant minds, but when I am compared with the general population, I own them. Anyway, the point is that although I am busy patting myself on the back, I'm really just another judgemental bastard like every other bastard out there. So here is my opportunity to vent. A crappy little couple of meg on some freeserver site that no-one will probably ever read. Except for you, of course. Yep that's right. I'm talking to you. Why the hell would you bother reading something so self-indulgent? Maybe you heard the rumour that I'm giving away free pr0n. Guess what. I started that rumour you heard, and it was a lie. So here I am. A true-to-life generation X'er. Enjoy.