How do I score women?

So how do I cope with a society full of lust and corruption? That's easy. I lust after women, and then I catch them, and corrupt them. It's not too taxing a job when you know the tricks, or trick, to be specific. All you have to do is get them drunk, say "I love you", and they'll let you fuck them. It's really as simple as that.

Some of the more challenging conquests may involve a pre-coital discussion on the liberation of the Midget Albino society, or something else equally as drab, but all you need to do is nod in the right places, and pour another wine.

Even "nice" girls turn into bedroom whores as soon as they get a little red in them. Red wine is the tried and tested vagina loosener for the ages. For example: You think that Angelina Jolie was straight when Billy Bob first fucked her? Yeah right. He is an ugly bastard. Word is, that now he's even got Halle Berry under thumb. I tell you: This is a man who knows his wines.