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Read This Disclaimer:
The site you are about to view contains potentially offensive material
and should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 18. The author does
not bear any responsibility for unauthorised viewing, and it is up to
the parents to ensure that their children are not viewing inappropriate
material. Resemblence to any person, place, thing or entity is purely
coincidental and no responsibilty will be taken by the author. This site
is to be used for entertainment purposes only. If you don't find it funny,
then I'm afraid that it's your problem, and not mine. That's right. It's
just one big joke, and if you don't like it you are better off leaving.
Terms of entry:
1. The contents of this site shall not be replicated or copied without
the express written permission of the author. To do so is in breach of
international copyright law. The contents of this site remain the property
of the author. This includes anyone who finds this site by accident, or
by referral. If you actually want to use some of the material contained
on this site, for any purpose, I would probably be enthusiastic about
your interest, so please contact me, and I will likely accommodate you.
2. You may link to this page (or post a link) from your own website,
forum or chat room you may visit, but not to any of the content pages,
as this will circumvent any possible warnings that an internet user would
otherwise receive, and with a site like this, it is unfortuately neccessary
to provide such a warning. Spamming is a heinous internet crime, and I
will not support it in any way, shape or form.
3. You will not take the contents of this site out of context ie: It's
not meant to be taken seriously. To take everything written here as literal
would be to distort the intent of the Author. This absolutely and expressly
includes stupid people who wish to create arguments with me about the
moral or ethical ramifications of expressing such views that are contained
within this site.
4. By entering this site you agree not to distribute material which
may be offensive to others.
5. You understand that this site is a joke. Please be considerate of
the author in your judgements. This is by far the most important condition
to adhere to. This site was created for my own amusement, and the unlikely,
though potential amusement of others who may browse this site, looking
for a laugh. Do not expect to see my soul revealed, because Kung Fu Colin
is simply a fictional character that I created that is only very loosely
based on the real Colin Reynolds.
6. Any injury sustained while viewing this site is well beyond the scope
of my responsibility and duty of care. Should you feel the need to consult
a doctor for any discomfort you may experience while viewing this site,
you absolutely maintain that Colin Reynolds (the author) is not in any
way liable for potential damages resulting from loss of productivity at
work, or the doctor's bill itself.
7. Although insulting people can be temporarily gratifying, and downright
good fun, you agree not to send the author unjustified hate mail. This
is for your own protection; give me shit, and I'll kick your ass.
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